League sources described this move as deliberate, not desperate, and that distinction matters. God’s Dick selected Jeremiyah Love (RB, ARI) with pick 1.
If the process is sound, the results should eventually follow. If not, this becomes a cautionary memo. God’s Dick also controlled 1 additional first-round selection, giving them multiple ways to shape the room.
Bandage now carries the public burden of this projection while the roster still holds a D grade and development season outlook.
Verdict: credible strategy with a volatility warning label. Filed by Mara Quill, Investigative insider.