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JeremiyahLoveR1.P1 | RB | ARI | God’s Dick2
JadarianPriceR1.P2 | RB | SEA | Cooking white Herbs 3
CarnellTateR1.P3 | WR | TEN | Brown Town Hot Shots 4
JordynTysonR1.P4 | WR | NO | Gibb Daniels Team Tetnis5MakaiLemonR1.P5 | WR | PHI | Brown Town Hot Shots 6
FernandoMendozaR1.P6 | QB | LV | Flowers on ur Grave7KenyonSadiqR1.P7 | TE | NYJ | God’s Dick8
KCConcepcionR1.P8 | WR | CLE | Rome Wasn't built in Maye9
JonahColemanR1.P9 | RB | DEN | TheBadTake10
EliStowersR1.P10 | TE | PHI | One Tee Hill11
OmarCooperR1.P11 | WR | NYJ | Pylon Pythons12ChrisBellR1.P12 | WR | MIA | Prestige Worldwide13ElijahSarrattR2.P1 | WR | BAL | God’s Dick14DenzelBostonR2.P2 | WR | CLE | Brown Town Hot Shots 15AntonioWilliamsR2.P3 | WR | WAS | Prestige Worldwide16GermieBernardR2.P4 | WR | PIT | Gibb Daniels Team Tetnis17
EmmettJohnsonR2.P5 | RB | KC | Juicy Jukers18MikeWashingtonR2.P6 | RB | LV | Flowers on ur Grave19NicholasSingletonR2.P7 | RB | TEN | Pylon Pythons20KaytronAllenR2.P8 | RB | WAS | Rome Wasn't built in Maye21KaelonBlackR2.P9 | RB | SF | TheBadTake22TySimpsonR2.P10 | QB | LAR | One Tee Hill23De'ZhaunStriblingR2.P11 | WR | SF | Pylon Pythons24ZachariahBranchR2.P12 | WR | ATL | Prestige Worldwide25MalachiFieldsR3.P1 | WR | NYG | God’s Dick26SkylerBellR3.P2 | WR | BUF | Cooking white Herbs 27ChrisBrazzellR3.P3 | WR | CAR | Brown Town Hot Shots 28KevinColemanR3.P4 | WR | MIA | Brown Town Hot Shots 29
TedHurstR3.P5 | WR | TB | The Fantasy Reaper30Ja'KobiLaneR3.P6 | WR | BAL | Flowers on ur Grave31DemondClaiborneR3.P7 | RB | MIN | God’s Dick32AdamRandallR3.P8 | RB | BAL | Rome Wasn't built in Maye33JamMillerR3.P9 | RB | NE | TheBadTake34BrenenThompsonR3.P10 | WR | LAC | One Tee Hill35J'MariTaylorR3.P11 | RB | JAX | One Tee Hill36MaxKlareR3.P12 | TE | LAR | Prestige Worldwide37BryceLanceR4.P1 | WR | NO | God’s Dick38CJDanielsR4.P2 | WR | LAR | Cooking white Herbs 39OscarDelpR4.P3 | TE | NO | Brown Town Hot Shots 40RomanHembyR4.P4 | RB | LV | Gibb Daniels Team Tetnis41EliHeidenreichR4.P5 | RB | PIT | The Fantasy Reaper42JoshCameronR4.P6 | WR | JAX | Flowers on ur Grave43CalebDouglasR4.P7 | WR | MIA | The Fantasy Reaper44SethMcGowanR4.P8 | RB | IND | Rome Wasn't built in Maye45Le'VeonMossR4.P9 | RB | FA | TheBadTake46RobertHenryR4.P10 | RB | WAS | One Tee Hill47EliRaridonR4.P11 | TE | NE | Pylon Pythons48JustinJolyR4.P12 | TE | DEN | Prestige Worldwide
JeremiyahLoveR1.P1 | RB | ARI | God’s Dick2JadarianPriceR1.P2 | RB | SEA | Cooking white Herbs 3CarnellTateR1.P3 | WR | TEN | Brown Town Hot Shots 4JordynTysonR1.P4 | WR | NO | Gibb Daniels Team Tetnis5MakaiLemonR1.P5 | WR | PHI | Brown Town Hot Shots 6FernandoMendozaR1.P6 | QB | LV | Flowers on ur Grave7KenyonSadiqR1.P7 | TE | NYJ | God’s Dick8KCConcepcionR1.P8 | WR | CLE | Rome Wasn't built in Maye9JonahColemanR1.P9 | RB | DEN | TheBadTake10EliStowersR1.P10 | TE | PHI | One Tee Hill11OmarCooperR1.P11 | WR | NYJ | Pylon Pythons12ChrisBellR1.P12 | WR | MIA | Prestige Worldwide13ElijahSarrattR2.P1 | WR | BAL | God’s Dick14DenzelBostonR2.P2 | WR | CLE | Brown Town Hot Shots 15AntonioWilliamsR2.P3 | WR | WAS | Prestige Worldwide16GermieBernardR2.P4 | WR | PIT | Gibb Daniels Team Tetnis17EmmettJohnsonR2.P5 | RB | KC | Juicy Jukers18MikeWashingtonR2.P6 | RB | LV | Flowers on ur Grave19NicholasSingletonR2.P7 | RB | TEN | Pylon Pythons20KaytronAllenR2.P8 | RB | WAS | Rome Wasn't built in Maye21KaelonBlackR2.P9 | RB | SF | TheBadTake22TySimpsonR2.P10 | QB | LAR | One Tee Hill23De'ZhaunStriblingR2.P11 | WR | SF | Pylon Pythons24ZachariahBranchR2.P12 | WR | ATL | Prestige Worldwide25MalachiFieldsR3.P1 | WR | NYG | God’s Dick26SkylerBellR3.P2 | WR | BUF | Cooking white Herbs 27ChrisBrazzellR3.P3 | WR | CAR | Brown Town Hot Shots 28KevinColemanR3.P4 | WR | MIA | Brown Town Hot Shots 29TedHurstR3.P5 | WR | TB | The Fantasy Reaper30Ja'KobiLaneR3.P6 | WR | BAL | Flowers on ur Grave31DemondClaiborneR3.P7 | RB | MIN | God’s Dick32AdamRandallR3.P8 | RB | BAL | Rome Wasn't built in Maye33JamMillerR3.P9 | RB | NE | TheBadTake34BrenenThompsonR3.P10 | WR | LAC | One Tee Hill35J'MariTaylorR3.P11 | RB | JAX | One Tee Hill36MaxKlareR3.P12 | TE | LAR | Prestige Worldwide37BryceLanceR4.P1 | WR | NO | God’s Dick38CJDanielsR4.P2 | WR | LAR | Cooking white Herbs 39OscarDelpR4.P3 | TE | NO | Brown Town Hot Shots 40RomanHembyR4.P4 | RB | LV | Gibb Daniels Team Tetnis41EliHeidenreichR4.P5 | RB | PIT | The Fantasy Reaper42JoshCameronR4.P6 | WR | JAX | Flowers on ur Grave43CalebDouglasR4.P7 | WR | MIA | The Fantasy Reaper44SethMcGowanR4.P8 | RB | IND | Rome Wasn't built in Maye45Le'VeonMossR4.P9 | RB | FA | TheBadTake46RobertHenryR4.P10 | RB | WAS | One Tee Hill47EliRaridonR4.P11 | TE | NE | Pylon Pythons48JustinJolyR4.P12 | TE | DEN | Prestige WorldwideLeague History
Past champs, front and center.Dyno Jr Bowl Banners
Defending Champion
Prestige Worldwide owns the room until somebody takes it back.
Last year's Dyno Jr Bowl belonged to Prestige Worldwide, a title run that turned every offseason argument into a simple answer: check the banner. ddot80 finished 10-4 with 1592.82 PF.
The trophy case is not subtle, and neither is the message for 2026: the league is chasing the champ now. Every waiver claim, trade offer, and first-round victory lap has to pass through the standard set by Prestige Worldwide.
2025Prestige WorldwideDyno Jr Bowl III
Pylon PythonsPower Rank #1Rome Wasn't built in MayePower Rank #2Juicy JukersPower Rank #3The Fantasy ReaperPower Rank #4Prestige WorldwidePower Rank #5Gibb Daniels Team TetnisPower Rank #6One Tee HillPower Rank #7TheBadTakePower Rank #8Cooking white Herbs Power Rank #9Flowers on ur GravePower Rank #10God’s DickPower Rank #11Brown Town Hot Shots Power Rank #12Draft Wire
First-Round Fallout
Mara Quill | Pick 1
God's Dick Goes Bold Early With Jeremiyah Love
Mara Quill says God’s Dick's pick of Jeremiyah Love is coherent, but fragile if execution slips.
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Talia Press | Trade Watch
Juicy Jukers Trade Out and Bet Big on the Long Game
Talia Press frames Juicy Jukers's trade-out as a long-view gamble with a short leash.
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Dex Rowan | Pick 10
One Tee Hill Makes a Statement Pick With Eli Stowers
Dex Rowan says One Tee Hill's pick of Eli Stowers is coherent, but fragile if execution slips.
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Rory Kincaid | Pick 12
Prestige Worldwide Adds Chris Bell and Doubles Down on Ceiling
Rory Kincaid says Prestige Worldwide's pick of Chris Bell is coherent, but fragile if execution slips.
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Commissioner desk, not a suggestion box.
The league runs through AJ, FantasyReaperr on Sleeper. Fees, waivers, draft records, and the rules of engagement live here so no one can say they missed the memo.
Power Rankings
Past champs, front and center.League Teams
RankTeamRecordPFScore
Rank1TeamPylon PythonsRecord0-0PF0.00Score100Rank2TeamRome Wasn't built in MayeRecord0-0PF0.00Score98Rank3TeamJuicy JukersRecord0-0PF0.00Score95Rank4TeamThe Fantasy ReaperRecord0-0PF0.00Score91Rank5TeamPrestige WorldwideRecord0-0PF0.00Score90Rank6TeamGibb Daniels Team TetnisRecord0-0PF0.00Score90Rank7TeamOne Tee HillRecord0-0PF0.00Score84Rank8TeamTheBadTakeRecord0-0PF0.00Score80Rank9TeamCooking white Herbs Record0-0PF0.00Score75Rank10TeamFlowers on ur GraveRecord0-0PF0.00Score73Rank11TeamGod’s DickRecord0-0PF0.00Score65Rank12TeamBrown Town Hot Shots Record0-0PF0.00Score52